Toad

ugly girl

Eww she's a fucking toad

by ShmoopyPoopy February 28, 2009

toad

means anything you want it to mean

Oh man, that party last night was wicked toad!

by stephie p diddy March 4, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

twadi

Indian word meaning oh shit

Oh twadi i missed my homework

by MZ1717 August 31, 2017

Toadie

The name of a legendary frog worshipping faggot.

Tahnok is a toadie.

Shut the fuck up and go suck LF's cock.

by Ctiger August 26, 2004

Toad Rammer

A twenty-something male that enjoys digging up dead bodies, connecting the rectum to the penile canal by using a power drill, and then finally inserting a frog or toad into the anus and pushing it through the urethra using a blunt stick. The frog or toad is then released back into it's home body of water to share it's experiences.

I'm thinking of marrying this guy, but I think he might be a toad rammer. What should I do?

by RoastTurkey September 4, 2008

Twad

(twod) n. Anyone who carry on a reasonable conversation or who rambles on and on with meaningless twaddle (twittle-twattle).

"Did you hear those two twads over there talking about the View." Or, "Sasha's boyfriend has such dreamy blue eyes, but as soon as he opens his mouth they fade to gray -- he's such a twad!"

by Rounder December 9, 2008