princess marco turdina

The best princess that ever existed! Marco Diaz in his form of revolutionary, rebel princess who freed a lot of different princesses from St. Olga's Reform School For Wayward Princesses

P1: Have you heard of Princess Marco Turdina?
P2: Oh yeah! He is the best princess guy to ever exist!
P3: *coming out of nowhere* It's not criminal!!!
P1 & P2: To be an individual!!!!

by Me!!! October 21, 2019

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

Head of turds

The head of a white person bearing dreadlocks. So named because of how dreadlocks, when worn by a white person, tend to look more like turds coming out of their skull. Not too uncommon in small mountain towns in Colorado.

Johnny's got a whole head of turds now. He should never have gone on that retreat in nepal.

by Youwantdrpinn February 23, 2026

Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021