drink just enough to find your limit, then, just for good measure, throw in a few shots of jager, shake well. Now your trucker drunk.
john: man, what the hell happened last night? i don't remember a thing.
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!
zach: yeah, you were trucker drunk last night!
by slowbmw October 17, 2007
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Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
by buzzj June 21, 2008
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Dave: This girl told me she can't get prego, but now she said I knocked her up.
Sam: Damn man, sounds like she hot tricked you.
Dave: to the max man,
Sam: Damn man, sounds like she hot tricked you.
Dave: to the max man,
by Face Man Ah December 19, 2008
Get the hot tricked mug.Meeting a hot chick/dude on MySpace and meeting up with them in real life finding out they look nothing like their pictures. If anything...worse.
Steve: Man, what an awkward weekend.
Phil: How?
Steve: I met up with this girl from MySpace thinking she was gonna be a total babe.
Phil: Well?
Steve: She wasn't...I got My Tricked
Phil: How?
Steve: I met up with this girl from MySpace thinking she was gonna be a total babe.
Phil: Well?
Steve: She wasn't...I got My Tricked
by EndlesslyMarcus May 18, 2009
Get the My Tricked mug.the opposite of a trucker tan, which is when a person's left arm gets a tan from hanging out of the driver's side window on a long window, therefore becoming tanned.
a reverse trucker tan is the same thing, but occurs when one's right arm becomes tanned, because they are riding in the passenger side and there right arm is out the window.
can also be called "passenger's tan" or "reverse trucker burn"
a reverse trucker tan is the same thing, but occurs when one's right arm becomes tanned, because they are riding in the passenger side and there right arm is out the window.
can also be called "passenger's tan" or "reverse trucker burn"
dude 1: hey man, nice tan...wait, why is one arm way darker than the other?
dude 2: it's a reverse trucker tan, dude. riding with my brother from the city to DC, got dark.
dude 2: it's a reverse trucker tan, dude. riding with my brother from the city to DC, got dark.
by the_terucker1254 August 17, 2011
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John and Danny pulled a Dancing Trucker behind the gas station the other night. Mr. Pitman caught them mid-moon walk.
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Get the Dancing Trucker mug.A failed meme that appeared one week on Yourworldoftext (during April 2010) when cheese was the favoured spam word.
Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.
Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
Several 'seekers' tried in vain to 'find' Patrick (The Cheese-Trucker), whilst various cheese-related jokes were continually typed, e.g.:
"Cheesus"
"Masturbate with stolen cheese."
"Spam Cheese - the ham/cheese combination sensation that's sweeping the nations."
"Cheese Roll'd"
"Cheese is my father."
"Neva gonna cheese you up, neva gonna cheese you down."
"The next cheese to write cheese sucks cheese."
etc.
Patrick has never appeared since - though later rumours claimed that he died of sponge aids, and that traces of him could be found on -525, -525.
by the original seeker October 10, 2010
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