cup to the wall

The process of placing a cup against the wall to listen to your neighbour's lewd acts whilst masturbating

Old Roy had his cup to the wall last night, left himself raw

by Boxed Clowns May 17, 2016

walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.

Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.

by Mb500 March 26, 2009

wall eater

someone who eats walls for fun, specifically dry ones

darn there he goes again. such a wall eater

by asdbee August 22, 2020

Wall Monitor

Someone who frequently visits your Facebook profile and looks at your wall.

Dude, you can't post that on my wall, my mom is a wall monitor!

by agnasihc November 21, 2010

Wall Of Floor

A word that people of a low intelligence use to describe the floor. This is something that people say to sound cool and/or fancy, but it often has the opposite effect.

Yo, look at the Wall of floor, it looks sick!

by breadsauce4 September 5, 2022

Stink Wall

When you walk pass the toilet stall in a public restroom and right in to the wall of stink that billows out.

Guy one: Dude I went to take a piss and walked in to a Stink Wall.

Guy two: That's what happens on meatloaf mondays.

by Deathstalker August 23, 2012

Wall Kid

A “wall kid” is a term that originates from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. There is no actual wall, the term refers to railings overlooking New Commons. There are four railings, one for Freshman, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. People who stand at these “walls” are called Wall Kids. They go to the walls before school starts, during lunch, and in between classes. To be a wall kid, you can be blonde, you can be rich, you can play football (some baseball players are wall kids, but it’s not a rite of passage), or you can be on drugs and drink hella alcohol (in a “cool” way though, not such a drug addict that you are shooting heroin in the bathrooms, ODing in the halls, or are a frequent user of the sex staircase). It also has to be mentioned that you have to be really hot for people to even consider you a wall kid. Some girls are NOT hot, but if you’re blonde and friends some of the girl wall kids, you’re in. Some ugly guys hang around the walls, too, but they also are probably friends with a wall kid, and the others are probably irritated that someone ugly is by their precious wall. Popular incoming freshman will know that they will become wall kids, and on the first day of school will run to the freshman wall. Wall kids will go to Homecoming and Prom together, throw raging parties, and be guaranteed a spot at a good college (no ivies, none of them are all that smart). Wall kids are the highest rank of social status at Eden Prairie High School.

Girl 1: I really like this one guy. He’s super hot.

Girl 2: There’s no way you could date him, he’s a fucking wall kid.

Guy 1: Are you gonna play football this summer?
Guy 2: Yea, all my friends do it.
Guy 1: you mean all the wall kids.

Girl 1: Goddamn it, all these wall kids are crowding the hall way.

Girl 2: I know!

by Hey, man May 17, 2019