Meat Sneak

A surprise surge of a penis into an unsuspecting individual, sometimes resulting in jail time.

Hey dude, I'll be right back I'm gonna go meat sneak that bitch over there...

"Hey MG, Do you know why Mike went to Jail?"

"Yeah, I heard he performed a Meat Sneak on some unsuspecting girl".

by meatman500 January 5, 2009

Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).

Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?

by Captain-AV September 28, 2019

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010

Meat rush

Getting an erection.

Bro, that chick is so hot! I'm getting a meat rush!

by Madridwind May 15, 2016

meat troll

retronym: a person who pulls nasty crap on you in the real world instead of on social media

Joan Rivers could be a real meat troll toward other famous people in her monologues.

by doowopqueen May 24, 2016

drunk meat

Inebriated passengers who are driven home by a designated driver.

The bar is closing and I have to drive the drunk meat home.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 24, 2005

Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017