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Minecraft

The best game in the world. Screw WoW, Minecraft is just freaking awesome. It's blocky.

There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.

You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.

I'm such a nerd XD
"Get off Minecraft already! It's 11 pm!"
"Just 5 more minutes! I have to dig back to the surface!"
by yrestrydtrfytguhij July 23, 2013
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minecraft villager

A person who shows no enthusiasm during sex, even at the climax, similar to the behavior of a villager in the Minecraft video game.
"When she came, it was no movement and a disinterested 'Hmm.'"
"A... Minecraft Villager?"
(thanks, u/mister_beetlejuice)
by Pvt_Inbreastigator September 18, 2020
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Minecraft and Chill

When you're playing minecraft with your SO and you ask them to start mining your wood.
Mike and I were minecraft and chilling last night. He was using his diamond axe to mine my wood.
by Ethryn June 15, 2017
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Minecraft roleplay

A genre of grown people making effortless videos for children of them “acting” inside a video game.
Dude, did you see Ryguyrocky’s new Minecraft roleplay?
by iderkboi,I’mjusthere October 22, 2018
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Minecraft player

Someone who is manly and plays big boy games unlike fortnite
Hey I am more grown up than you, I play Minecraft and will always be a Minecraft player and never a gaynite player
by Big chad Minecraft player August 21, 2020
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Minecraft

A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
by weirddude62 May 9, 2013
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minecraft youtuber

A pathetic low life that is trying to earn bank on youtube also while tryna keep his channel lowkey to his irl friends so he doesn't get bullied for life. Also the evolved version of a mc youtuber is a comentary channel.
A minecraft youtuber is a youtuber yeah lol
by kryptmc March 20, 2017
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