tigsy

1. a person whom is very rich therfor is eligable to go to TIGS... these people are known as the tigsy's!

1. oh yer shes a right tigsy!

by meeeeeehface July 13, 2009

tissues: four issues

Tissues and Issues is the platinum selling fifth studio album by the Welsh singer Charlotte, however the catch phrase denotes consolation for trying issues

Don't accept blow by blow, cheer up and blow up yer nose with tissues: four issues.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Tipsy Turtle

An individual that likes to drink and eat with friends. Drinks usually consist of beer, though not limited to it solely. They enjoy the company of friends and doing shared hobbies together, usually a bit tipsy, provided there is money for beer.

Damn, Rob is one Tipsy Turtle tonight!

by Kev!n July 28, 2010

tissle

russell the tissle....

russell the muscle?....

russell the tissle.....

by atltd January 19, 2011

tipsytweet

When you have had a few cocktails, get on twitter and start responding to celebrities tweets.

So I went out to dinner with my husband, had a few drinks, next thing I know I am playing words with friends with Kirk Warner. Best "tipsytweet" ever!

by nicolerodo May 11, 2011

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 13, 2011

Tipsyface

The face a drunk man or women is to make after several alcoholic drinks. Or, a extremely drunk person.

John: Damn, look at that tipsyface!
Bob: Yeah! Oh my god he's so drunk!

by Captain M.T Sourcock August 9, 2012