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watermelon

noun.
--a blanket that is either wet or soggy and has the tendency to float in syrup

verb.
--the act of using said blanket to whip a wench

adjective.
--wet, soggy, syrupy
noun.
--man, look at that that watermelon sit there and do...nothing

verb.
--dude let's watermelon that wench

adjective.
--hey, get out of here. you are too watermelon for me.
by wetwatermelonwench.yeah June 11, 2009
mugGet the watermelonmug.

watermelon implants

When a woman goes to the store to buy two watermelons, and hands the cashier a check that the memo says, "implants".
Your boobs are too small, you should get some watermelon implants.
by kimmay&jared! :D December 29, 2008
mugGet the watermelon implantsmug.

Watermelon sugar

I know why Watermelon sugar is still trending
Watermelon sugar is on the radio and reaches out to everyone and just about everyone looked up or looks up what the word means when they hear the song and the urb dic link pops up on google at the top
by Gabriel Shmabriel April 4, 2021
mugGet the Watermelon sugarmug.

Dirty Watermelon

When you have the bubble guts and tell your bitch to lick your asshole and shit in her mouth. Thus having dirty water on her melon.
Paul ate too much spaghetti and had a stomach ache, during copulation with Becky he asked her to lick his anus not knowing he was about to bust a Dirty Watermelon.
by Mr. Not_So_Nice_Guy July 18, 2017
mugGet the Dirty Watermelonmug.

Watermelon Shark

The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark
"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"

"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
by MelonShark January 19, 2010
mugGet the Watermelon Sharkmug.

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