by Clickbait February 05, 2018
Innability to see what is in front of you.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
Object is there but you can't recognize it.
The field of view in which tunnel vision does not cover.
The farmer is pitch forking sand. He is trying to move his hay without progress.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
He has developed a serious case of apple pie vision.
by Brittlebear March 16, 2024
When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021
When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
by Hey guys it’s me December 21, 2017
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025
A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
by SugarPlumWitch June 21, 2015