Urban Turkey

A fat city pigeon

That urban Turkey just snatched my food.

by Ruby D the rapper April 22, 2023

Bloody Turkey

A turkey slap in which the perpetrator's penis is covered in a substantial amount of blood, leaving a penis shaped blood mark on the victim.

Tom fucked me when I was on my rags, then gave me a Bloody Turkey.
Ron's neck tattoo bleed and it looks like someone gave him a Bloody Turkey.

by Colchias March 9, 2015

Brush turkey

A miss spelt version of a bush turkey. You can find this written on a sign at St. Paul’s college. They are a little bit worse than a dingo

HAHA that sign says brush turkey!

by Wetsocks29 November 21, 2019

turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:

"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.

by GruntPa June 13, 2019

Turkey Movement

When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!

When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.

by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014

bald turkey

A freshly shaved vagina

Damn girl.. I wanna get in your bald turkey.

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009

Wet Turkey

A wet turkey is when you shove a ballon in her butthole then blow it up untill it pops,then you fuck her in the peehole while you ejaculate she is trying to figure out what you put in her butt.

I wet turkey your mother last night.

by Julien martinez October 14, 2017