slightly used tampon

a guy who fucked a girl on her period

i got a slightly used tampon he said

by assssshole January 22, 2018

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016

Marine Tampon

When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours

I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…

by Crazycox April 21, 2022

amber's tampon

An extra regular motherfucker who is stuck so far up a woman's vagina that he loses sight of his role as a man. In other words, he's a bitch.

There's something wrong with Brian! Must be amber's tampon.

by jadedgypsey March 29, 2015

tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.

Man look at that tampon log

by kingmanthing November 15, 2016

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015

Tampons

Term used to describe snobbish or stuck up people.

Let’s get outta here, we don’t need to be around these tampons.

Why’d you call them tampons?

Why? Because they’re both stuck up cunts.

by BigSexy68 July 08, 2021