brought it home

When someone safely makes it home in a car, typically after driving fast or running from law enforcement.

"After we shook the cops, the passengers in the back were amazed that we brought it home!"

by dischargedaddy2011 December 24, 2022

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team-home

Verb; to commandeer your co-worker's desk while they are out of their seat for a meeting, in the bathroom, or at Gogi Grill for lunch.

Oh man, Andrew just team-homed the crap out of you.

by Tucker Christian Versailles April 5, 2019

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a stank ass hoe, named gabby, that involves herself in a relationship she has no place
being in. she does this by screenshotting girlfriends comments and sends them to boyfriend trying to divert boyfriend from girlfriend. homewrecker is ugly and probably has a couple std’s. stay away

ex: “that dumb whore gabby is such a home wrecker... she totally tried to ruin mike and mckennas relationship and louie cheated on jenna with her!! and THATS the tea”

by oh no, i got a disease! November 3, 2019

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Home Pyrotechnics

When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom

I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics

by Thetatochip October 5, 2022

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home diva

A very large woman who just sits on her fat ass eating all day. She eats very unhealthy foods like chips, gravy, mayonnaise, deep fried butter, deep fried Twinkies drenched in Crisco lard or shortening, whatever is on sale that day. She breaks bath tubs toilets with her immense weight. She rather eat than feed her kids. She loves to troll others online while snacking and devouring large portions of greasy foods while her man is out cheating on her. She is always horny but can't lift her legs for sex.

That home diva is on Facebook talking about food and sex all day while her husband cheats on her with everyone in town, even her own sister.

by Deadedyou June 10, 2016

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