government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016

Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.

A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Government

A trash system set to brainwash its people and make it believe that global warming doesn't exist.

The government sucks.

by yellowfoureyes November 12, 2017

government whore

My entire family, being part red neggur or NigguRed had to marry government whores.

Greek fire was so far up the USAs ass they bought some government whore meats on the cheap.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA September 2, 2025

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!

Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!

by Wasitpolad October 31, 2024

Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024