Chong zilla

Chong Zilla is noob in everything because he can't say that he is pro because he can't finish his missions and is always disturbing his brother at gaming and now his brother is tired of his idiotism

Chong Zilla is a noob

by Sumrandomnoob2 July 23, 2023

skippitydop Ching Chong

this word is 'Hello' in Chinese.

"skippitydop Ching Chong who are you."

by not a 40 yr old man. April 16, 2023

Kinda Chong

Uses a fish bowl as a waterbottle
Mood swing all day every day
Likes to ship couples

Most famous line: "Wow! 冷靜啲! WOW"

"Oh no we have kinda chong today"

by caesarpizza April 29, 2025

Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chub Chong

A little fat Asian man with a chode.

Did you see Britney take the Chub Chong home yesterday?

by TommyTheManCruise July 13, 2016

Sus Chong

'Sus Chong' is a what this one dude named Caine typed out on Snapchat one day instead of 'Disc Golf'.

Do you want to go sus chong later?

by Alter Ego Caine September 13, 2023

Chonged

When one has consumed a substantial amount of marijuana

yo bro this cali is something else, im so chonged xD

by chongedsloth February 10, 2022