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Carnation Wedding

When two straight men or women get married to be perceived as being in a same sex relationship.
I know Tom and Dave are married but they're both really flirty with women, almost like a carnation wedding.
by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee August 26, 2025
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ES weddings

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 21, 2022
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wedding serumony

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.
If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
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wed nos

“That is a wed nos moment.”
by FanaticSiren June 20, 2021
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Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.
Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.
by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015
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Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
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