proxy virus

A proxy virus is a virus that does not let you view a site. This virus can only be obtained by watching porn.

proxy virus: httpProxy.createServer(function (req, res, proxy) {

proxy.proxyRequest(req, res, {

host: 'secure.target.host',

port: 443,

https: true

});
}).listen(8000);

by Ibbs June 4, 2014

J-Virus

Also known as j-Syndrome. When a person In a group leaves for hours at a time with a poor Excuse and no alibi. Later on wanting to be included in other events with the group even though the said person will vanish when plans have been made.

"Hey tom, do you want to go out for sushi later today?" "yea sure let me just take a shower I'll get back to you".6 hours later "hey tom why didn't you pick up when I called"."I got lost on my way to the shower, my bad........Still down to chill though?"....."Sounds like somebody got the

J-Virus".

Hey Guys down to play some Battlefield?
-Everyone Responds - Sure sounds good
Alright lets all be back in 10 minutes after we grab some drinks/snacks
-everyone agrees-
10 mins later
Alright we gonna do this?
-everyone but Tom responds with - Damn right lets blow shit up
Wheres Tom? is he afk still? the fuck?
19 hours later
-Tom returns - Sup guys still down to play?

>.<

by IliveThatLife October 26, 2013

Tinola virus

A deadly disease contracted by intercourse with a family member usually a father or sister, farmers are usually most at risk of getting the disease all must keep a safe distance

Oh shit he has the tinola virus what a sket

by Xx_YxngStrapper_xX October 11, 2018

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes

Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"

by DR Penser November 1, 2018

downloading the virus

Watching porn, based on the viral video 'I Was Searching Around The Internet' about a teen boy that was caught watching porn by his mom and he tried to excuse on a computer virus.

I have to find a girlfriend. I'm bored of downloading the virus every evening.

by Joey Boomer June 17, 2018

speech virus

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.

Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will

by Peter M July 5, 2018

Lammin virus

The lammin virus is where a person has uncontrollable autism, way off the spectrum and was born without any genitals.

What are u doing do you have the lammin virus or something

by Michal from Swindon January 18, 2019