Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017

Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips

Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!

by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017

Ted Dunn

Awkward kid that knows how to ruin a good time. Cant roll a blunt but loves ripping fatties. You can always find him on grenade patrol

Fuck Ted Dunn!

by Frachooch December 12, 2019

Uncle ted

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.

Not kenzie: who is that really sexyyy mannnn
Not teagan: its that sexy uncle ted guy

by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Ted Phenomenon

When you have a really good idea, don’t know it’s good, and just slap it on a sketch.

“I’m just gonna call it a Ted Phenomenon, it’s good but what are you doing with it?!”

by Lumiac April 7, 2020

Son of Ted Bundy

An insult to an person who you think is very devilish. Even more devilish than some of the kids in Supernanny!

"You are a son of Ted Bundy."

by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020