Stand Ted on your school bag.
by LiptonIceTeaGreen December 3, 2021
Get the Tedmug. Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
Get the Ted Bundymug. by J.DAWGdizzle May 23, 2016
Get the ted mealmug. More commonly known as Sped, Tedsticles, or even a combination; Spedsticles, Ted is a midget, obsessed with explosives, aircraft, boats, cars, guns, cannons, overall destroying stuff, and most importantly, Among Us; which he fondly calls: "Amogus"
by HammyShoe July 8, 2024
Get the Tedmug. The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”
First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.
Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.
Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.
John:
They're not that bad.
Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.
Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
by me.....really May 7, 2021
Get the Ted’s Lawmug. by teds secret lover February 24, 2025
Get the Tedmug. an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023
Get the Fed tedmug.