Tab Monster

A web browser window with more tabs open than any human could reasonably keep track of. Typically the result of a research paper you're writing, or a Wikipedia-Odyssey. A plague to your CPU and mental health.

I knew this essay was a mess when I realized I had created a tab monster on my computer. I could barely keep them all straight, and I couldn't wait to hit that juicy, juicy X in the corner of my screen when I was done.

by minferno May 02, 2020

Tab Monster

when someone uses a million and one tabs simultaneously in a web browser

Jessica is such a tab monster! she had 27 tabs open in chrome yesterday!

by aphantomdolphin May 08, 2018

Drop the tabs

Trimming out a boat to get on plane faster.

Ricky: “Yeah I dropped the tabs on this guy, never saw him again.”
Jimmy: “Wow buddy that’s great. Fill it 100 octane?”

“Drop the tabs”

by Howyabeendoin October 11, 2020

pulling tabs

often a term used to describe somebody who sells drugs, or does drugs incase of tapped phones or suspicious by-standers

"yeah he's pulling tabs over at the park, I know its kinda weird.

by Manimack-So-Best-So-Lean May 08, 2009

Two Tab Tony

A guy who is turnt on acid

A drug dealer who deals acid

A person who is acting all crazy

Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.

Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022

meat tab

A synonym for a clitoris. Name is derived from the tab like appearance of the clit. Comes in many shapes and sizes. A very large meat tab is commonly referred to as a meat cutlet.

I was playing with that meat tab for 3 hours and pulled it out.

by Babs59 August 03, 2014

Tab Shit

Masturbating with razor blades and sulfuric acid

Dude my wang hurts from all that tab shit last night

by Herpeguy June 09, 2018