spongebob squarepants

the show you watch to pull you out of a deep depression and have you pissing laughing

fella 1: im so depressed man
fella 2: go watch some spongebob squarepants
fella 1: oh my god man i feel so much better i pissed laughing thanks fella

by frielock May 4, 2024

SpongeBob

the worlds best fucking sponge there is.

“who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!”

by angcacchio September 18, 2020

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.

dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022

spongebob tv

a crt tv that looks like spongebob

guy - i have a tv, wanna watch
friend - ok
(few minutes later)
friend - NAWW THIS GOOFY SPONGEBOB TV LOOFROLOOLK

by guy that yes February 18, 2024

SpongeBob SquarePants

A legendary show on Nickelodeon that had really good first seasons, but quality of the show has gone downhill and now today’s episode and mostly craphole episodes.

WARNING: If you watch any episode of the more recent SpongeBob episodes, please be aware of the super ultimate mega holy goddamn shit cringe. If you or a loved one get very severe conditions from the horrible episodes that don’t make sense, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Amigo 1: Hey, did you watch SpongeBob SquarePants?
Amigo 2: Yeah, but the episodes these days just suck ngl.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain March 11, 2022