Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

Simon Promise

A promise that can never be broken

I made a Simon promise that I would start to exercise again

by Username 0 September 21, 2017

simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.

simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me

by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023

Aubree Simon

Aubree Simon is the prettiest girl to ever exist, she’s funny and bad at math and has a couple friends. Very social and she loves being around people.

Hey did you see that Aubree Simon girl she’s beautiful?

by AnonymousPerson01 September 24, 2021

Simon-Marco

He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.

Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.

Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.

by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021

Simon Brocrotch

1) A name you call people for teh lulz

2) A fake name you use to get out of any situation

1) person1: Hey your name is fully Simon Brocrotch

person2: ouch.
2) person 1: Hey are you that guy who ran me over lastnight?

person 2: Yes, I am Simon Brocrotch

by Simon Brocrotch May 25, 2009

Haley Simons

she is a complete dumbass sometimes but she can also be very sweet. The type of girl that makes you feel lucky to have her in your life, and is one of the most beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She can make you speechless and your jaw drops the second she walks in. Haley is a one in a lifetime girl❤️

Haley Simons is the most perfect human being ever

by erulccm nai June 2, 2019