Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

fat ruby days

A day or length of time in your past that you find super embarrassing and would prefer no one to rember them

Rebecca: "Rember when every day you would wear those lime green sweatpants

Megan: "Yes, those where my fat ruby days, please forget that!"

by pig dance March 24, 2015

ruby tennis bracelet

fisting a girl while on her period

Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.

by Albomary August 18, 2011

Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex

1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.

by Skank Dingleberry March 21, 2004

Ruby rose turner

Amazing , talented , sweet , soft,underrated cutie. Stars as cami in the Disney show coop and cami and Phylis Gladstone on fuller house , has her own bag line, danced with justin bieber,a dancer, a model and a singer with her first song with Disney called ruby rock ! friends with the Orlando’s and the cast of coop and cami . An adorable major uwu that deserves the entire world

“ ruby rose turner is an adorable bean”

by Mia564829 November 15, 2018

My Ruby Lips

My Ruby Lips: is used when referencing a woman's labia and the lips on her mouth. It describes the sensation a woman gets from being aroused.

My Ruby Lips is also an adult pleasure product website. MyRubyLips.com

My ruby lips are so red and puffy from being excited. Do you want to find out yourself?

by Ruby Lips August 14, 2023

Max and Ruby memes

Memes that detail Max saying "beep beep" and then some fucked up shit.

Wow, those Max and Ruby memes about the Crusade are pretty edgy.

by Flashlightboy March 02, 2017