when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.
by sillyboiv April 27, 2024
Get the sissy puddlesmug. When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020
Get the Muddy Puddlemug. a really cute dog who just moved in to our house months ago. she usually hangs out in frankies room and sometimes comes in vinnys room when he is scoring some buckets on NBA she sometimes barks mainly at cats who usually sit on the wall she is a playable character on WWE2K22 on community creations so you can get her on there she sometimes tries to start beef with other dogs on the green near hudsons field and she loves playing with a squeaky chicken toy
by big fat tubby December 29, 2022
Get the Puddlesmug. by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023
Get the Puddle piratemug. when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)
by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009
Get the puddle of bloodmug. by Thaiceking August 14, 2022
Get the Puddle puppiesmug. by That grey pole April 13, 2024
Get the Puddle jumpermug.