Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

your mango

your mango is someone who has changed your life for the better after she/he stepped into your life.
both of you share the same love for mangoes
she/he is the sweetest person you have ever met
You can talk to the person for hours and not get bored. They truly make u happy.
I hope we both can be each other's mango

Your mango, you make me feel loved and i truly will not stop loving you

by mfthatisgay May 26, 2023

Mango

A person of Philippine descent. Derived from the signature dried mango snack which is a product of the Philippines.

Look at all those mangoes! There must be a Filipino party going on.

by asunflowa January 11, 2018

Mango Down

Gambling method by going all in repetitively until you lose.

You have $10 and bet $10 and win. You have $20, you bet $20 and win. You now have $40, you bet $40 and lose.

I looked to the people, and Mango Down'd that shit.

by DirtyDan89 January 22, 2022

Baby Mango

A baby at a certain stage of development in the womb is as long as a mango

Baby Mango is going to be a Baby Eggplant in a few weeks!

by XxoddxonexoutxX October 21, 2010

mango

FUCKING BEST FUCKING FRUIT IN THIS WORLD BETTER THAN ANY FRUIT OUT THERE.

(if eaten you will go to heaven and come back.)

Yo, could i get that mango that sells for 29485624569824592567265924 dallars?

Bet

k thank you here is 10 dollars

runs home and eats it*

in heaven right now.

by bigpp23423432 January 24, 2023

mango muncher

A term used to describe people that claim to be Asian but are in reality from the Philippines

We need to go back and colonized those fucking mango munchers

by poohtang69 January 29, 2024