when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth
by conril sizzil July 21, 2020
A crappy throw, toss, etc., where the person tossing the object misjudges the throw and completely misses the intended recipient, target, etc.
Lorenzo: "T-Bone, toss me a can of beer!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
T-Bone: "Here ya go!" (Throws beer 3 feet to the left of Lorenzo)
Lorenzo: "Dude, that was an Underhanded Mustard Russian if I've ever seen one!!!!! Now the beer is ruined!"
by Lorenzo Warshington July 22, 2010
When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.
He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!
by Dan and co. November 24, 2008
A person who thinks the PC is the best of all and brags about it(which can be) and refuses to try out other consoles.
Robert: dude, the PC master race is the best!!!!
John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome
John: i think you have the PC mustard race syndrome
by Pussy_Destroyer69 December 01, 2015
Wow, Mike, that really sounded like a fart. No, dude, it was butt mustard. I was putting ketchup on my burger.
by Annie Farkle September 09, 2009
You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!
by Phillip Jefferson McDonald July 19, 2008
Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
by Frankendouche August 30, 2005