Mega faggot

A word my friend says to random people.
by Reeee man November 11, 2018
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mega bitch

noun - the seat located in the middle of the front seat of a car.
Jack: Not bitch!
Herbert: Shotgun!
Lisa: Not Mega Bitch!
by PopMoneyBills March 17, 2007
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mega muffin

a greatly attractive individual inside and out with a obnoxious yet hysterical method of laughing which involves covering her face that is turning bright red, slightly bending her knees with her feet curing inward kind of penguin toed and stomping her feet while screeching what sounds like a mating call for a abnormal scientific test turkey. you can see her working at canby fred meyers in apparel molesting the manikins she will probably be wearing some kind of green.
me: one hangs lower then the other.

mega muffin: buah hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
by bubba ducky November 18, 2008
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mega coo

Very bad, horrible, terrible. Sarcastic form of the phrase 'mega cool'.
I just lost my wallet. That is mega coo.

You're a mega coo guy.
by mega coo guy May 27, 2005
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mega squirt

a standalone fuel management system. usually used by vw's or whoever else wants to use it, its an independent unit, meaning it is not stock on any particular vehicle, but is an aftermarket modification.
Damn that mega squirt set up is runnin so tits on that scirocco.
by bigboy97 February 22, 2007
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mega douche

a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.

originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.

thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche
by baallyy January 14, 2010
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MEGA CHODE

A MEGA CHODE IS A CHODE WHICH IS IS WIDER THAN IT IS TALLER BY OVERE 69% PERCENT YOUR MUM LOVE MEGA CHODE
DAVE HAVE YOU TRIED A MEGA CHODE YET! FUCK YEAH TONY I DEEPTHROAT THAT SHIT ALL NIGHT
by YOUR MUMS SKINNY PENIS May 11, 2018
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