Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.
by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020
Get the herpes slurpeemug. When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.
"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."
by Tank88 September 6, 2013
Get the like-herpesmug. whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
Get the whale herpesmug. A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
Get the herpes pilotmug. You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
Get the goose herpesmug. Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
Get the Vampire Herpesmug. Lacking understanding. Not making sense. Nonsense.
The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.
Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"
That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.
Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"
That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
by Piss Miggy May 24, 2021
Get the Herpmug.