Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly
When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth
by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020
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Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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human fountain

When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
by Alofi February 26, 2022
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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 09, 2013
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Leaky fountain

When your raw dogging your girlfriend and accidently cum in her so you flip her to the pile driver position then punch her gut as hard as you can
Last night me and my girlfriend were going at it we both finished at the same time but I didn't want any kids so preformed the leaky fountain on her to make sure
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on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.
I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.
by Garema February 12, 2010
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Fountain of Dreams

lets go play melee and play on the fountain of dreams stage
by Slapp July 24, 2021
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