dehydrated cactus

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.

Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.

by DickSlaya69 March 4, 2016

cactus

hey alex i like you!!

i gave you a cactus to tell you

by thisiscoolio November 15, 2018

Cactus

An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator

Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.

by I hope I get on a subreddit pl March 20, 2020

cactus drill

A spiked dildo that spins once inside the anus

Neighbor 1: Hey did you hear those screams of anguish and torment from Lindas apartment this morning?

Yeah it must've been that cactus drill I gave her as a housewarming gift a week ago.

by Dr Connery Sean August 17, 2025

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Cactus

Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.

Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.

by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024

Cactus

/adjective/
Used to describe something as pretty to look at but fairly boring or dangerous when approached

i.e. "wow, your elephant is cactus" "This boss sure is cactus"

by Abley Squares March 7, 2021