Crusted Over

When you don’t wipe and poop dries up, holding your butthole together

Brad: ”why are you walking weird”
John:”dude I’m just crusted over”

by BigDikBilly November 9, 2019

tuna no crust

Muncher of pussy ; preferably without clitty litter

My mans an them like my tuna no crust cause they hate a crusty pussy .

by LizintheHall September 23, 2023

cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

Crust

The part of a pizza that is intentionally not eaten by people whose mom and dad both tuck them in to bed at 8pm and kiss them on the forehead after reading them a fairytale and checking their closet for monsters.

My wife didn’t eat the crust of the pizza at her parents’ place last night so they made her sleep in our daughters crib and our 1 year old slept in the guest bedroom.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 21, 2017

Crust Bust

When you cum hard, chuncky balls with such speed and velocity, it can penetrate solid objects like wood and potentially walls.

I had such a mad crust bust last night, it almost shaddered my tv screen.

by PK444 January 13, 2019

crust dust

crust dust is nutritional yeast, or nootch. crust punks put it on all of their dumpstered/freegan food so they get their vitamins.

railspike boosted a bag of crust dust from whole foods. we are gonna put it on the vegan pizza we dumpstered!

by _amebix_ December 29, 2022