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An all australian orgy with at least 7 inch cocks
me and jess are going over to shanes for an all Australian shrimp COCKtail, its gonna be orgasmic!
by loito69 July 12, 2009
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A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!
Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!
by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009
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cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.
"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"
by purple-monkies May 6, 2013
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Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.
1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!
by #1nufter March 16, 2024
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Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024
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Math Discoverer's Cocktail

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail made by me. Let's say you can't taste sour that much and can't taste bitter and you workout from morning until night and don't know math. Here's The Math Discoverer's Cocktail.

Weed day 1. You smoke or eat. You discover sour and numbers and a little more.

Day 2 basically half a spoonful of Kratom or 1g to 6g+ mixed in warm water.

You drink that and have discovered math, gradients of sour, gradients of bitter, addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, parenthesis, exponents, square roots, mg, g, and more.

Day 3. 1g to 6g+ Kratom measured on a scale. You discover more math.

Day 4 to 14. 200mg Modafinil pills or 150mg Armodafinil pills.

You discover that you have ADHD and these relax you and you discover more math.

Day 15 to 21. 75mg Adipex pills. You discover that it relaxes your ADHD and you discover even more math. And do math as part of science and as part of counting your money.

Day 22 to 28. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg. It makes you smarter and crave chocolates. You start to do even more math calculations.

Day 29 to Day 35. 2mg to 4mg Nicotine lozenges. You discover even more math.

Day 36 to Day 42. Make Propylhexedrine HCl crystals from Benzedrex using Muriatic Acid and eliminate non-polar impurities using Charcoal Lighter Fluid or Hexane and turn it into powder. You use 108mg to 864mg Propylhexedrine HCl average dose 216mg and then calculate the Mole.

Day 43 to 53. Adderall.
by HawaiianPunch1 April 7, 2025
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AIDS Cocktail

Three or four different medicines people with HIV/AIDS take, at the same time, to keep them healthy or improve their health.
Did you hear Jeremy is finally getting the help he needs, they got him on an AIDS Cocktail to get his AIDS into remission.
by SciberSpacer December 9, 2019
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