The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf August 04, 2008

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Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

by polesquiggens April 14, 2020

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Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff

Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow

by punxneedpie January 27, 2018

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Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 08, 2019

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The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

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to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

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What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

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