TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testical diddler

1. Referring to a masterbating male.

2. Referring to a homosexual male.

3. Referring to a homeless man named Richard, who can't get any pussy.

a. "Little Johnny is going through puberty, now we have to watch for him in the bathroom. He's a testical diddler."

b. "Look at those testical diddlers!"

c. "I lost my job, what if I become a testical diddler?!"

by big anna January 1, 2010

Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!

Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...

by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010

testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

Testicularnovaginus

When a female employee over compensates to try and
be like the boys. Often caused by "Daddy issues".
Started in Print shops in Minnesota in the 1990s,
this condition often causes screws, nuts, and bolts to
snap off. Also know as a repair debutant.

Debbie over tightens everything because she suffers from
testicularnovaginus.

by Butch Clever September 13, 2011

testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget

That's a hot testical flap

by real tyler October 15, 2013

testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles

John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.

by dewsax November 22, 2013