Lance Armstrong's Testicle

The testicle Mr. Armstrong had removed due to a cancerous growth.
can be used randomly to create awkward situations

"hey dave"
"morning hector"
"did you hear about lance armstrong's testicle?"
....
....
"how was your weekend hector?"
"alright"

by huehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE May 20, 2013

Low Hanging Testicles

When your balls are below your knees.

You seen Johns Bollocks?
He got some Low Hanging Testicles

by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021

EDP445's Testicles

They are the hardest working thing. They cum to little girls every day. You can use it like:

Bro's foot is like EDP445's Testicles. Nahhhh.

by Karl the Wimpy Kid February 7, 2023

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle

When you see an absolute unit of a fucking spider on the ceiling but you have friends over so, being the comedic relief character in your own life, have to tell something funny in terror.

Sweet mother of Satan's left testicle get the fucking flamethrower, Jerry!

by WreckWrack October 22, 2018

tastilicious

Adj: A combination of the words tasty and delicious, meaning something tastes delicious. It can be about food or a person or fashion or anything you want to convey a very positive description about.

Man, that sandwich was tastilicious! I think I'm going to order another one!

That girl's ass is tastilicious.

by wordilicious March 17, 2010

Tescimole

A reference for a tesco's worker who is either a mole for another company or has a mole on his penis.

"Oh my mate Joe is a tescimole,'
'What'
'He works at tesco's and has a mole on his cock'
'That is funny!!'

by THE DOF April 26, 2013

Tenticoolio

A thing that he says, it means "Float a boat with a weird whale", "Canada is not good", "Canada is not real", "Canada is the black guy that got hit by an ice cream truck", "Short people can't be police men", "Gunga wunga bunk bunk", "Dem jelly boys are too old now", "Mr.Catapilla Pants is cool". (btw, mr.catapilla pants is an underground rapper)

Man dude! Tenticoolio

by Dave Long August 12, 2017