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Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021
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streaking teabag

Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag
He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him
by tH3Chuck October 8, 2021
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Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.
The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.
by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020
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chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
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Tijuana Teabag

A play on the classic sexual act of the “Teabag” where an individual lets it hang and proceeds to pour a shot of tequila down the sack into a participants mouth.
Bro it was a crazy night at the gay bar… My buddy wanted to try a Tijuana Teabag. The tequila on my sack was great.
by Ned_Nederlander April 13, 2025
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teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.
Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.
by UFOMG333 January 2, 2018
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