by amanda lee July 16, 2024

by Bbgirl12 April 17, 2016

by Count Jockula July 24, 2015

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

To converse professionally.
"We will flap the teabag over brunch".
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
"My co-worker and I were flapping the teabag prior to this meeting"
by Johannisore August 15, 2023

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
