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Teabag

Ugh he’s a teabag, he talks to & sleeps with any and everyone
by amanda lee July 16, 2024
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lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
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saggy teabags

go suck on your granddads saggy teabags you moron xD
by Bbgirl12 April 17, 2016
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Deep fried teabag

Like regular 'teabag' but with a ginger bawsack doing the dipping
Aye, I gied her the deep fried teabag last night
by Count Jockula July 24, 2015
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The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.
Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.
by British Teabagger December 24, 2024
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Teabagging

Sitting in a cup of drama like a teabag in a cup of water waiting to spill the tea
I've been teabagging this group chat and im ready to spill the tea
by KatKatt July 26, 2021
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The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.
After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".
by thckjnk April 19, 2013
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