Go sit on a tater

Go sit on a potato - i.e. Go fuck yourself.

"Top of the mornin' to you."
"Go sit on a tater."

by Madmikeandbob October 30, 2021

Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts

"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."

by phofffff July 19, 2021

Tater pass

A pass too be nothing but a couch potato.

(Only obtainable by people named Tate)

Gosh, I don’t feel like doing anything today. I should get myself a tater pass.

by Tate (L-town) September 1, 2022

Tater Circus

A tater circus is when you have leftover bags of frozen potato products that individually aren't enough to throw in the air fryer, but together, as a tater circus, they make a decent snack. Sometimes includes the occasional onion ring, egg roll, or mozzarella stick (also known as the 'freak show').

Dude you got any munchies? Hell yeah I do, tater circus all the way

by Raul Coronado May 11, 2022

Hoss Tater

A large fish. Typically used to describe a thick daddy that you or your loved one has caught.

Tom: "Did you see that picture of Mark's big hoss tater?"

Julia: "Mark sent you a picture of his cock?"

Tom: "No! I mean the 27" rainbow trout he caught."

by Thick Daddy 42 October 27, 2022

Potato Potat Tater V

The rival and complete opposite of Cornell Cornelius Cornbob in the Cornverse. Nothing much is known about this strange man...

I heard that Potato Potat Tater V burns the corn we are provided with!

by Cornell_Cornelius_Cornbob September 27, 2022

Tater-Bater

Bake a potato, cut a hole in it, fuck it, jizz in it, then cut it open like a baked potato. Serve it to someone and say the jizz is freshly melted butter.

Bro, I just gave a tater-bater to my sister.

by BiggieCheez May 15, 2022