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t-tarded

adj. the inability to use t9 (predictive text). t9 was designed to make typing text messages easier; however, the user must be smarter than the phone for feature to work properly. t-tardedness is enhanced with alcohol consumption.
"dude - do you ever read your nonsense texts before pressing the send button? you're totally t-tarded!"
by Irish Goddess October 18, 2008
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alca-tard

1. An otherwise seemingly normal acquiantance whose thought process has obviously been clouded by copious and/or regular alcohol consumption, to the point where their normal personality seems to have been negatively affected, even during brief periods of sobriety. ~Often detected by unusually frequent bouts of making a complete ass of ones self and may be accompanied with foul odors.

2. Someone who may already have, or an insinuated suspicion that they may be dangerously close to having a diagnosable problem with alcohol.

3. Term for a person whose apparent alcohol intoxication seemed cause for a particularly unusual incident of stupid behavior.
James: "Was that weird or what last night when Steve took his pants off in the middle of the neighborhood BBQ?"

James' wife: "Yea, we definately need to put out an alca-tard alert."

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by Superick February 8, 2010
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Ski-Tard

An obvious beginner skier or snowboarber who decides to get cocky and try black diamonds. he then gets to scared to do anything.

A person who is very bad at skiing or snowboarding who is always falling. usually falling right in front of a person.
"Where were you?"
Sorry man i was going down to the lift when a total ski-tard cut in front of me and bailed.
by triplec787 August 11, 2010
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Color Tard

A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
by Iris208 November 15, 2014
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You-tard

In the farewell stage of an exchange of greetings and/or pleasantries, a 'you-tard' occurs when one party replies "you too!" when it does not apply.
Waiter says "Enjoy your meal" , you reply " you, too! A you-tard has occurred.
by MHB May 14, 2015
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Text tarded

A person who repeatedly sends you the same question in a text. Much like an askhole. Cousin to the fucktard.
How many times is that text tarded askhole going to send the same message!
by dksuperman March 28, 2016
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Savage Takedown

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1. The desire to provide an individual who is in need of a severe sexual encounter.
2. The act of giving someone a ferocious erotic experience.
3. Extraordinarily rough sex.
1. That girl has been married for years, she looks like she is in need of a savage takedown.

2. You see that girl over there who thinks she’s better than everyone with the resting bitch face? That’s the look of her screaming on the inside for a savage takedown.
3. I told my boss that she needed a savage takedown. I got a raise and a promotion.
by MattyMeats May 2, 2016
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