Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.

Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker

by unknowen power September 3, 2009

shocker92

A cooter magnet.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

the shocker

Two scratch the itch, one is a bitch.

The shocker? Come on, at first insertion, two scratch her itch, the other's a bitch.

by Electric Barbarella November 1, 2007

spocker

the act of forcing two fingers into the vagina and two into the rectum, hopefully producing a queef.

If the shocker don't rock her, SPOCK her.

by maureen, grace, ashley January 1, 2005

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

irish shocker

The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.

1.) A female ginger (Red head)

2.) A cucumber

3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.

Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.

"Jessica's ginger ass under cooked my cucumber after all the effort of the Irish shocker"

by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016

swickery

A trait of someone who tricks people such as a charlatan and imposter.

She was really very mean, but her swickery had casued him to believe she was nice adn friendly.

by Christine A. S. October 7, 2007