Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

Mood swing junkie

Someone who makes a habit of using mood swings as an excuse for doing (or not doing) something. A habitual schitzo.

Person 1: So are you guys still together or not?

Person 2: Not sure. Have to check with her today. Guess she's just a mood swing junkie.

by Bill Contact March 11, 2008

check swing

to have your dick in the girls vag but to not fuck her

Mario: yo did u fuck that chick last night
Lou: no only stuck it in for a little, ya know took a check swing

by Paul, Andew April 7, 2008

Poppin Swing

A move used in the video game Valorant where one continuously moves after peaking an angle to catch their opponent off-guard. It was made popular by the tiktoker “@poppinval”

Player 1: HOW DID YOU LOSE THAT
Player 2: It’s not my fault, he did a poppin swing

Player 1: Oh you’re right.

by MuiSucks June 16, 2022

Spingasm

Hot mama with a fine booty!

Yo look at dat spingasm roll down the street!

by Orgasmatron June 20, 2006

swimgasm

(noun). a physical or emotional shiver that travels through the body, including but not limited to causing irregular heart palpitations, raising blood pressure, and forming goose bumps, when thinking about, or watching, an unbelieveable swim;
often causes loss of motor skills; usually occur when watching olympians race, particularly Michael Phelps, Jason Lezak, Ryan Lochte, Amanda Beard, Natalie Coughlin, or any of the other smokin hot USA swimmers!

"Wow, watching Phelps swim that 100 yard butterfly gives me a swimgasm!"


"That U.S. men's 4X100 freestyle relay gave me the most amazing swimgasm ever. I can't feel my legs..."

by Katelyn Mascoto October 9, 2008

swing the bat

1. Have intercourse.
2. Be more mature and act like an adult.

"Did you finally swing the bat last night?"

by m_one August 15, 2005