george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007

Cpatton Movie Surprise

When someone cuts a hole in the popcorn container at the movie theater and puts their dick in it then gets another guy to feel around in the popcorn container and then eat the popcorn after the load has been blown on it.

When cpatton had some guy give him the cpatton movie surprise.

by SierraFu October 21, 2006

Surprise Juice

surprise juice is accidental spurt

i played with my thing and it made surprise juice

by patricia October 1, 2003

snowball surprise

when a girl gives you a blowjob and acts like she swallowed, but didnt. and then she kisses you, to share a mouth full of semen that you didnt expect. hence the *surprise*

Man, my girl got me with the snowball surprise last night..

by Reek December 15, 2008

mudslide surprise

Performed while two people are engaging in 69. The person on top will proceed to shit on the other's face. Thus taking them completely by surprise

Last night me and Mary had the biggest mudslide surprise

by McGuyver Hatchcock December 7, 2006

trade surplus

the amount of goods and services that a country exports, minus the goods and services that it imports *in a calendar year*. In 1999 Japan exported much more than it imported, so it had a trade surplus. The same year, the United States imported more than it exported, and therefore had a large trade deficit.

While Japan had a trade surplus and the USA had a trade deficit, both had something called a trade balance, which was negative for the USA and positive for Japan.

A country can have an overall trade deficit (like the USA in all years since 1980) and still have trade surpluses with individual countries (e.g., the USA occasionally has trade surpluses with Brazil).

Usually, when a country runs a trade surplus it tends to export the excess foreign currency back to the deficit country as portfolio investment. In this way, the foreign currency retains its value.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

Surprise Falcon

start off by sensually stimulating your partner. After you slowly start to have intercourse the man (who should be on top for this to work properly) will seemingly out of no where pull out a falcon. Then he will proceed to yell "SURPRISE...FALCON!" then with a knife he must sacrafice the falcon in a Mayan tradition and let the blood spill everywhere on him and his lady friend.

Man 1: so did you get with Stacy?
Man 2: Yeah man, and I pulled the Surprise Falcon like you said. she nearly drowned on the bird blood

by surprise baby March 30, 2009