Student Shock-Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.

“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly

by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Studentness

It is the rate of of how much someone can be an actual student in school

His studentness is off the charts! He seems like he's such a dilligent student

by Danieljohn012 May 27, 2018

student council president

Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important

synonyms: Jean

Jean would be such a good student council president!

by realperson23 May 11, 2022

James Bowie Student Council

The voice of the student body at James Bowie Highschool in Arlington, Texas

Did you know that James Bowie Student Council

runs most of the events at our school?

by pp powered cum October 29, 2022

Student Of The Year

Stella

stella is the student of the year

by poopybutt3000 October 17, 2022

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022

Artcar student

When someone goes and spends the night at a club and becomes special and creates a fucked up new car ‘design’ with colourful shapes and designs; such as his own marshmallow yes the singer

Boy 1: yo have you see the artcar student yet
Boy 2: yes but he looks special

by Georginalowe308 June 2, 2022