Stroking the Therapy Chicken

Ever since Bobby hit puberty we can’t get him out of the bathroom, he spends all day in there stroking the therapy chicken.

by NeelaRasgotra August 8, 2009

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strokeology

the art of repeatedly stroking salesmen with no intention to buy anything (often practiced by people with absolutely no life or money).

one salesman asks is that guy going to buy anything? the other replies, no that m f er has a phd strokeology degree.

by fat finger November 3, 2009

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Stroking a Dime

touching or having sex with a hot girl a perfect 10..

Tom.... Yo bro i was stroking a dime last night when my dog started licking my balls.

Dave... I want to dog sit for you!!

by Paragod101 June 16, 2011

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When a bands debut album is a hit, and any subsequent album is shit in relation to it. New albums released by bands suffering from Strokes Syndrome do not themselves necessarily have to be shit ... but chances are that they are.

Etymology: the phrase Strokes Syndrome comes from the band The Strokes, whose debut album Is This It was an undisputed masterpiece. As such, all their later albums, although average to good, had the appearance of being disappointing.

I was able to diagnose Alt J with Strokes Syndrome just minutes into the first track of their new album. It was a bloodflood.

by Bird345 September 16, 2014

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