stoner mesh

The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.

"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."

by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Stoner Head

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Stoner's Eyelash

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.

Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

Stoners Thumb

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.

I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.

by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011

Stoner Burger

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.

"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."

by miyukichan September 27, 2009