Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Stoner Bagel

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.

"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"

by rareherbs April 24, 2022

stoner dude

A male who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner dude is hot af

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Stoner's Eyelash

The stoner's eyelash is something a person may get after smoking marijuana or other substances from a bowl. When the face is too close to the bowl and the lighter starts to drift towards the face, causing the tips of the eyelashes to change color and become bristly.

Dude I was so high that I just drifted into the lighter and now my eyelash is all brown and crispy.

I hate Stoner's Eyelash

by ebrown326 May 7, 2011

Stoner Burger

a stoner burger is a mcdonald's double cheeseburger with the innards of a hot and spicy mcchicken inside it. don't use the buns from the mcchicken... it makes it too bready.

"what's for dinner?"
"i dunno.... let's just get some stoner burgers."

by miyukichan September 27, 2009

Stoners Thumb

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.

I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.

by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011