Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.

Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!

by Che'Brophy November 15, 2013

squirrel poop

The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)

I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!

by urban surgeon April 04, 2007

Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.

That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.

by Johnny Nomad October 08, 2011

plumbing squirrel

The act of inserting your nut into her vagina, performed during doggy-style anal sex.

"Dude, she finally let me give her the plumbing squirrel last night."

by Harman February 11, 2005

Greedy squirrel

Girl that can't get enough nuts. Enjoys sex and is always about getting her nut.

Girlfriend to boyfriend:(says right after sex) That was amazing, I want more. How long till you're ready again?

Boyfriend to girlfriend: You are such a greedy squirrel!

by Mikalale December 07, 2007

flying squirrell

pulling your scrotom up high and only having the head of you penis sticking out of the top. Usually performed by the most drunk person at the party.

Robb was so drunk last night, he showed me the flying squirrell! Man, he's got some balls!!

by Fafa Flunkey November 06, 2008

squirrel-handed

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
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Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003