Person: My partner is constantly asking me for sex.
Person Who Is Serious Joking: At least your partner asks before doing it. My partner is just like "get over here fleshlight!".

Person: Do you need to talk?

by Shugunou December 28, 2022

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Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

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Seriousness

Yeah, no, you know that's not what it means.

Hym "Yeah, and I think on some level you know that. So that's just more of me being right. 'There are gradations of seriousness and you will cherry-pick out the information that affirms your supposed superiority to me (moral or otherwise)' See that? I quoted myself. I subverted the paradigm. That's just me being right again. That's why it was so important for me to add as much context as possible. So I could sit here and watch you strip it way as though I hadn't provided it in the first place. RIGHT AGAIN! Didn't I say you would do that!? I'm like a seer! You don't care. It's the hitler thing and the post concussion syndrome thing and you don't really care either way. As long as you can use woman to validate your existence and nothing bad is happening to you in the present... It just isn't real. So the consequences of your willful ignorance remain ethereal. And it's funny because the claim is that your behavior is a manifestation of my behavior but it doesn't ever go the other way does it?"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

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Serious Stepper

A male (usually under the age of 24) that insists on shuffling at raves and wearing the brightest nike top you’ve ever seen. You are most likely to find one at a Solid Grooves event shouting FUCK OFF at Michael Bibi.

Joe: Lad what the fuck are you doing

Liam: I’m just a serious stepper

by squashmanjoshman10 May 6, 2023

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