squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

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she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

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1. To catch a small air; 2. smaller version of a "boarding" trick.

Did you see my squeeb on that rail?

by petrol July 8, 2003

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squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006

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squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.

squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."

by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010

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