squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 09, 2013

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 March 20, 2016

wet squat

When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.

Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.

by 33Gibby77 October 22, 2010

backyard squat

when a guy is laying down in bed with a boner and a girl grabs a hold of it, sticks it in her ass, and squats.

Guy: hey babe, i think we should try something new tonight.
Girl: well i heard about this one thing called a backyard squat. sounds like fun.
Guy: whats a backyard squat?
Girl: Nuff said.

by TheVirginMary February 06, 2011

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

hoe squat

A hoe squat is when someone drops to the floor with their butt touching they’re heels slightly and their knees to the sides.

Person 1: I hear that chick Eliza called you a slut!
Person 2: Well, I replied with “At least this slut can get a man unlike your crusty pig ass” hoe squatted and walked off.

by shawtieel March 18, 2018

hoe squats

The act of a girl bending down like a stripper and slapping her booty in the process.

Damn, did you see all the hoe squats that bitch was doing on me? leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

by Big Pimpy Ed May 18, 2010