A combination of the words "scum" and "summer" that perfectly describes summer living in Wellington, Florida. There's never anything to do during scummer and it's always 100 degrees outside. Characterized by extreme boredom that results in scummy group activities such as shaving eachother's heads, smoking mass amounts of weed and cigarettes, lurking in parking lots, and jumping off of roofs into pools.
Kid1: Man, scummer is so boring it actually motivates me not to brush my teeth in the morning.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.
by PT Bitches June 11, 2006
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Mr 1: 'Was that the 1991 Grammy Award winning, chart topping Hip-Hop/R&B single Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince I just overheard on the radio?'
Mr 2: 'Yes it was.'
Mr 1: 'Oh, it must officially be summer.'
Mr 2: 'Yes it was.'
Mr 1: 'Oh, it must officially be summer.'
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A douchebag that nails hoodrats like jagermeister, miss cryst`al, faithers, and savannah. Cannot grow a mustache to save his life. Typically irritated by multiple recitations of Broken Lizard material.
by Doug Boggs May 2, 2006
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Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Adapted from Shakespeare (Merchant of Venice), and in that day roads were in far better shape during the summer months, so mending roads in summertime was considered redundant.
Guy 1: "I'd better review for my phsychology exam"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
Guy 2: "Study for a class that easy? That's like mending roads in summertime!"
by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010
Get the like mending roads in summertime mug.a really obnoxious phrase, often chanted by a group of girls who feel they are superior to everyone else because they now have boyfriends. the phrase symbolizes how they are convinced their summer is better than everyone elses because they have boyfriends. a common place to hear this phrase would be at a pool party where they can be found chattering and showing off their boyfriends.
by jesus is crunk July 3, 2006
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