spaghetti machete

A slang word for a skinny dick.

A long thin penis that knifes through vaginas.

"Yeah were going out tonight for italian...She's gonna eat the spaghetti machete."

by Italianstalion69 September 27, 2017

spaghetti slurper

slur used against italians. cuz who tf likes italians? no seriously.

MARK YOU FUCKING SPAGHETTI SLURPER!! SUCK MY ASS

by awesomest sauce May 8, 2023

spaghetti legs

Spaghetti legs is when a girl likes to sleep around with as many people as possible! The spaghetti refers to her legs are always wet and ready for meatballs!

Buy that girl a drink and she will turn into spaghetti legs! My friend likes to spaghetti leg around town! Stay away from her, she might have parmesan!

by jfigz June 20, 2007

spaghetti sauce

Bloody Diarrhea that looks like spaghetti sauce.

Oh man, I've been on the toilet all day filling it up with spaghetti sauce!

by dr_munch'O'lot December 28, 2005

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When the girl is on her period, the guy dips his balls into her blood. He then places them onto the top of her head. If the girl has blonde hair, it is regular pasta with meatballs. If she has brown hair, it is whole wheat pasta.

Guy and girl having fun in the bed while thinking about spaghetti and meatballs!

by Brian M. M. December 9, 2008

Spaghetti Junction

The congested intersection of state highway 1 and state highway 16 in Central Auckland, New Zealand

We gotta get to the airport but we should leave 2 hours early cos we gotta drive through Spaghetti junction

by Bob terwilliger February 17, 2005

Upsetti Spaghetti

When a lawyer gets upset about a joke written about her and a briefcase full of spaghetti.

Joke: I'll use my legal expertise! *Alicia trips and dumps spaghetti out of her briefcase.*
Alicia: this is racist
Everyone: uh-oh, Alicia is upsetti spaghetti

by ChihuahuaTeeth August 21, 2022