Han Soloing

The act of leaving your friends behind when you had plans in order for you to carry out your own plans

We were going to the movies but instead he is Han Soloing us to be with his girl

by thedaterapedrug February 20, 2011

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

long slong

Baes long/big dick

Damn bae you have a long slong

by poe.pok September 16, 2016

floopy shlong

its a a very limp and sad dick. its also look like a dead eggplant.

i have a pretty sad floopy shlong.

by jizz sock February 19, 2019

Dom with a small shlong

This is a word used to describe someone which you should knowby reading the title. This person is usually known for saying you titties are jiggling and your dad left but its all jokes, or is it? He has lucid dreams about being in bed with his crush names olivia.
#sorrynotsorry dom

Dom with a small shlong-is a defenition for all doms out there

by domsmfkowfgen November 9, 2020

shlong

1) The nonscientific, and more commonly recognized name for a grossly huge, long and slimy...banana slug. A particular variety found in vegetable gardens throughout the continents capable of devouring much vegetation in a short amount of time.

2) Human penile envy in comparison to the undeniable resembalence of the banana slug to a mans penis, aka, wishful thinking, minus the green shade in color

1) Farmer John: "Dang-nabbit! Those @#*& shlongs have cleaned me out of my cucumbers!"

2) after Farmer John has taken a closer look: "Holy cucumbers, zucchini's and everything else longer than 5 inches...if I only had a shlong the size of THAT!...why, wouldn't Martha be one screamin happy hag!" (*chuckle-chuckle*)

by Jo-mama November 9, 2003

slong

slong - short form for shenglong


Colloquial for fucking up and/or ugliness and boils

"Shit! i slonged! I'm in deep shit now!"

by Master Pain March 11, 2005